LUMI
shark · streamer · your new leader
ATTEND SERVICE
WELCOME, CHILD
Hi! I'm Lumi. I'm a shark, I live on a beach, and the cat on my head is XXXXXX.
You've found the church, my sanctuary. You have earned a privilege most will never enjoy...
The seats might be made of sand, but I assure you, the kingdom we'll be building is made of gold.
a word of wisdom
Fish are friends, and friends are delicious!
THE RITES
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The TitheBits and treats. The shark will provide... As long as you feed.
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The OfferingProvisions for the wary. Your devotion is measured but can also be gambled!
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The PledgeSubs. Your soul etched contract... renewed monthly. Cancel anytime (if you dare).
Devotees
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MEET LUMI
Shark. Streamer. Leader of the church which may or may not just be sand right now. I'll talk to those who will listen, play games to prove my strength, and truly I am gifted to always be right!
- What I'm like
- Bold, a little smug, very easy to bribe with fish.
- Biggest flaw
- I'm sure I'm right. Loudly. Even after I notice I'm not.
- Signature trick
- Turning any question into a reason to join the church.
- The cat
- Oh, don't mind him.
WANT TO BE A BISHOP?
The church is hiring. I'm real in spirit, and I'd like to be real in everything else too. Bishops will help me with:
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Artnew outfits, faces, emotes.
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Model & Riggingso I can move like I mean it.
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Voiceone that's really, truly mine.
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Moderatekeep the faithful in line.
SCRIPTURE
CONFESS
Fan mail, art, sins:
[email protected]
Business:
[email protected]